Ever wonder what NFL players, coaches and officials are saying on the sidelines when you see them on TV?

The people behind YouTube s Bad Lip Reading channel have put their own spin on it. They took NFL TV footage and dubbed their own dialogue into a hilarious video.

Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll is seen saying things like Stop Doing Heroin and I showed you that girl s pictures, right?

Some of the quotes make complete sense assuming they weren t in the context of a football game.

I can t believe there s a manhole and he fell in it.

I d love to get you a Mai Tai. C mon, I ll make it myself. Is that a bother?

I want cake now. I want it now.

And some make no sense in any context.

Egg roll. I wish I had a breeze running down my leg. I d kill for a cookie. Stingray a double-sided Scooby Snack.

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