If you love your man and you love the smell of bacon, you can now have both this holiday season.
Seattle-based J&D, the people who brought you Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, are now selling Bacon Shaving Cream.
We image that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard, reads a J&D press release.
A container costs $14.99. J&D said there is a very limited supply and can be shipped after Dec. 7.
Other products from J&D's self-described Novelties and Weirdness items include Bacon Baby Infant Formula, Bacon Salt & Maple Wired Energy Waffle, Bacon Roses and BaconAir bacon-flavored oxygen inhaler.
They also sell the Bacon Coffin, which is just painted like bacon -- it's not made of bacon.
Here s the full press release from J&D:
Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It is truly the smell of victory (and breakfast). Now you can work yourself into a rich, bacon lather with J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream.
J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.
With just one use of J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion. We image that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard.
Our rich moisturizers and essential oils ensure a high-performance, smooth shaving experience. Advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.
With J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.